Monday, March 29, 2010

Sexy Swimwear from Agent Provocateur

There are a few things I hate about getting older and putting on weight (exactly why does this happen to some of us, who eat the same as we did 10 years ago?) and one of those things is Age Appropriate Swimwear.

Mrs Fab can't bear not to get her belly brown on holiday, so still opts for a bikini whilst poolside, and as aforementioned belly is now about 10 inches closer to the sun when laying flat, than it was a few years ago, it does go a rather nice shade of tan, even if I say so myself.

I adopt the attitude "if you don't like the look of me in a bikini, then look away" and luckily no matter where I am in the world, there is always some poor sod on a sun lounger, who is about 5 stone heavier than me and won't even take her skirt off, so that always makes me feel a bit better. Well it did until I got an email about the new Agent Provocateur swimwear range! Wow!
These skimpy pieces not only have me hankering after my youth, Big Style, but also make me want to eat nothing but Spinach leaves for the next six months! You need to be brave, have the body of Cheryl Cole, (post Ashley), and be as sexy hell, before you can even think about adding any of these pieces to your online shopping trolley or holiday suitcase, but we can all dream and as some of my readers are a fair bit younger than Moi, you may well be interested! Go on, I dare you!

Sexy Swimwear from Agent Provocateur
Sexy Swimwear from Agent Provocateur
Sexy Swimwear from Agent Provocateur

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